This morning, I was caught in a huge squeeze on board the MRT. It was so crowded that I nearly pressed my face onto the glass doors. Haha, that'd be a funny sight for those at the platform.
As the crowd began to ease after Braddel, I moved myself to the inner confines of the carriage. It really pisses me off when Singaporeans don't take the initiative to make space by moving into the middle. I was already devising ways to deliver violent pain onto the person who refused to remove the pole out of the crack of his fat ass. That idiot had the pole sandwiched between his buttocks by leaning on it so none of the passengers could hold onto it. The proper way would be to stick the pole up his *^#$ for trying to floss his butt crack with it.

Anyway, this has nothing to do with the title of today's entry.
The following observation on a middle-aged male passenger is.

While standing in the middle of the carriage, I notice a middle-aged chinese man trying to keep his balance on the moving train. Most of the time, we just bend our knees and shift our weight to keep in balance. But this guy was bending his knees and making pelvic thrusts, in a manner not unlike that of Mr Bean.
So throughout the journey, he was thrusting his crotch towards the face of a sleeping male passenger sitting in front of him. I couldn't help but restrain myself from bursting into laughter. I don't know about the rest of the passengers who were mostly so engrossed in their Today newspapers to notice porno activity happening in front of their noses.

I could imagine what the middle-aged guy would be saying as he thrusted away.

Guy: C'mon baby. Open that mouth of yours. Say 'AAaahh...' *thrust thrust*

Sleeping Guy: SNORE...

Guy: Blow me baby. I want to come before City Hall. *thrust thrust*

Maybe I should consider producing scripts for the ever -so-lucrative porno industry as a last career resort. Comments anyone?